and you know what they said?

Boz has a bastard child who is none other than porn star Tommy Byron...
The reason Boz complains about being snowed in during winter is because he spends his days and nights listening to what he's misread to be 'masturbation tapes' but what in reality are 'meditation tapes'... thus, in a constant state of confusion he curses at the soothing voices instructing him to relax while he waits for his queued climax.