Santa RLB With A Present For You, Bitches!!!

He won't come down your chimney but for the right price he'll come somewhere else!!!

(Sorry. Even a sacred holiday isn't sacred to J.Bodley, Esq.)

Actually I think Jonnie and Sandra need to make this their card next year, except Jonnie should Photoshop the cats into the picture. And fill in the 'stache. That house was never the same after we left it...