This Is Why I Don't Work For The Chamber Of Commerce...

Last night while in the midst of watching Wheel Of Fortune (and trust me it beats watching "Everybody Did Raymond," "Dr. Tool," "Nightly Business Lies," and "According To Jim's Nuts,") I was inspired by a prize given by the estate of Merv Griffin to come up with new city slogans. For no other reason than the name of a city rhymes with a cheese. There is no other connection.

"The gouda is a good, ah, in Budapest!!"
"Try the chili in Chile!!"
"Get lubed in Greece."
"When in Turkey, try the veal."
"Find some bare ass in Paris."
"You're a weiner in Frankfurt!!"

This is the winner: "Plow some ass in E. Tawas!!!"