Celebratory Poetry...

As the self-proclaimed "poet laureate" of the RW...BS (emphasis on "BS") I have taken on the task of setting the grand occasion of Sandra's Visa approval to poem. (BTW Jonnie: did she get the gold card, and does she get the frequent flyer miles too???)

Haiku

Jonnie gets Sandra
Visa approved just this week
Celebrate bitches!

Limericks

Sandra's coming to the US of A
Jonnie thinks that's A - OK
Boz says "let's celebrate"
Belle chooses to procrastinate
And AmyJo insists that Picard is gay!!

Juan Bodley offers congratulations
A union to combine two nations
Jonnie and Sandra are happy
Send presents, make it snappy
So they can go start their relations!!


Top that you low rate Carl Sandbergs...