Juan Bodley, off the beat poet...

This is what happens when, while watching one of only five TV stations you get over the air, you get inspired by the show "COPS"...

"Flat broke and busted
My brain is dusted
The boys in blue come lookin' for you
Bad, bad, bad ass what ya gonna do?
Packin' heat out in the street
Cross paths with the flatfoot crusin' the beat
Put the chrome bracelets on
The heat's on you
Get a free ride from the city's finest
To the Gray Bar Motel downtown
Become a prison bitch
Your bunghole gets a twitch
Some prison whore named Tiny
Wears you like a hat
You're wishin' you'd left that smack
In the club where you found it at
John Walsh posts your face
All around the place
Playa, you're goin' down!!"

Word.