Olympic sized rewards...

I wish I could give out real hardcore true to their name medals but I cannot so I, Juan Bodley, chairman of the IBOC (the International Blogympic fullOfcrap Committee,) award the following medals in the following categories:

Bronze medal, 1500M new car buying, Boz
His style in picking a simple auto and seeking to give it personality earns this hardware.
Bronze medal, open track discount shopping, Jonnie and Boz
The remote control purchase almost won it for you alone Boz.
Silver medal, attraction to inanimate objects, AmyJo
Hello Kitty? Hello Silver medal!!
Silver medal, the JonBenet award...
Up for grabs; taking nominations...
Silver medal, long distance calling, Sandra
Soon you'll be leaving the German team but the US team has openings!!
Gold medal, 5000M blog reconstruction, RLB
Nacho category you say? Nay I say!! Indeed you are the Feel Good Darling so hoist that trophy!!
Gold medal, 15000M Blog jumping, Boz
Accepting this award Moonie Pottie??
Or is he over at the 99 cent store??

The IBOC awards these prizes free of any stress or undue pressure to award these fictional prizes so don't wait by the mailbox!!!