A WINTER OLYMPIC MOMENT ... BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE RW ... BS

Belle takes her Olympic figure skating seriously, very seriously

An email I sent to belle yesterday:
I've got an idea.
Why don't you dress your cats up in figure skating outfits and then
you can pretend that the three of you are Nancy Kerrigan, Michelle
Kwan, and Sasha Cohen while you watch the Olympics.

Her reply, which was sent at 4:05 AM:
I have never really cared much for Michelle Kwan. She has good footwork and spins, but her jumps aren't all that. I think you should contact the Olympic Committee and suggest me as her replacement now that she's dropped out (yeah, who didn't see THAT coming?).