Juan Bodley's DJ voice lessons

First you should all remember that, at one time, I WAS a professional DJ. Now I'm just a hack so try this at your own risk.

1. Practice your breathing so you take long slow breaths. Breathe in, hold it, now slowly let it out.
2. Take in a breath and say as much as you can as fast as you can. Record this on Audioblogger and keep practicing. The true professional speaker can go about 25-30 seconds on a breath.
3. Pay me $150 every time you try this; this is my fee. Those who don't pay will have their vocal chords ripped out by Belle. In revenge for JonBenet.

Now go in the bathroom start the shower and let the steam permeate the throat. Inhale the hard water vapor, and practice your speed Audioblogging!!