So is this place dead or what?

No jokes?
No quizzes?
No limericks?
No Jonnie ephemera?
No AmyJo angst?
No Cori with her gigantic pics?
No Sandra with her gigantic ummmm smile?
No belle, no fern, no pat o'brien?
No Nancy leading us to points unknown?
No lurking dvl?
No wosa posa?
No old kids, or new kids whose names I forget?
Well!