A Crispness Story, cont.

...."Damn," thought Boz, "Someone actually knows the lyrics to that song?"

And he was suddenly seized by a religious fervor, the likes of which had never been seen by man. And throwing himself to his knees, Boz renounced his heathen ways, vowing never to dabble in bondage, bestiality, or republicanism again. "God bless us every one!" he cried.