Create a Christmas story

Let's create our own Real World ... Blogger Style Christmas story.
I'll start out by furnishing a title and an opening line and then we can go back and forth adding bits and pieces to the story as we go along until December 23rd. Every time you add a bit cut and paste what came before it and make a new post.
Ok?
Ok.
I'll start.

A Real World ... Christmas Story
Boz stood in the den looking around. He wanted the placement of the first Real World ... Blogger Style Christmas tree to be perfect and from where he stood the perfect place just happened to be where Sandra and Dvl kept their suspension harnesses and restraints. Boz knew this would be a touchy subject to deal with.