The Greatest Blog Of All

I searched deep within my soul for a way to express how enriched my life has become since I made parole was invited to join The Real World Blogger Style, and I think Whitney sang it best, only not really, which is why I made a few slight changes. I'm sure Whitney won't mind, especially since she's a crack whore, and in my experience crack whores don't start many fights over the changing of lyrics to express any warm fuzziness one might feel towards their roommates. That's just my experience though. If she calls? I'm out of the country, adopting a baby in Guam with my husband Roberto. Thanks.

I believe the Real World Blogger Style roomies are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the Tootie they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the roomies' laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a monkey
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to refill my meds
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on Boz

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to blog in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I blog as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my insanity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside the hot tub
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning what a Posture Bar is
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the roomies are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the nougaty goodness they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the roomies' laughter remind us how we used to be

Chorus

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a mental institution
Find your strength in zonk