Chicks dig my glasses, and other fallacies concerning chicks and Boz

1. Chicks dig my glasses



2. Chicks dig my hearing loss.
3. Chicks dig my webbed toes.
4. Chicks dig my spinal fusions.
5. Chicks dig that I am touch with my feminine side, but only up to a point.
6. Chicks dig my knowledge of Manifest Destiny.
7. Chicks dig the oblique references I make to Shemp Howard.
8. Chicks dig what I'm packing.
9. Chicks dig that I often confuse Star Wars for Star Trek.
10. Chicks dig the dark side of Boz.