For the fantastic AmyJo...

Because I stalk her with wit and finesse, I offer this pic to AmyJo, to show that I've had it in for her since I was but a wee lad, still all put together, and fantastic from head to toe (and in certain places inbetween...)

So print this one off and use it when you file for the restraining order, AmyJo...and then the world will regret that we never got our freak on together.

Arrivaderci to that pipe dream...