Another post from AnonymousJo

I commute 40 miles each way to work, and there are traffic jams. I spend a lot of time looking up the asses of SUVs. I have noticed that many of them have names that are virile yet nonsensical--you get the idea that the sound of the name appealed more to the marketers than the sense. So I have invented a game to make the time pass: coming up with brand names for giant vehicles.

My best so far: The Buick Turgid
The Ford Bushwhacker

Then there is the faux-elegance school of car naming. Here are some I came up with:

The Chrysler Frottage
The Chevy Voyeur

Anyone else?

AmyJo