I am JuanBodley hear me score!!

Yes it's true that a new creature has been unleashed upon this blog of high class, high caliber people. It is I, one JohnnyC., aka Juan Corbon, aka Juan Bodley, and I assept the charge of enlightening all of youse. I will be brief today, but I will be here and you will not forget the day you found me.

Too much?? OK well here I am!!