Dentist appointment update

Had my semi-annual check-up today.
Everything is A-ok except for a chipped molar way back there in nowhere land that I hadn't even noticed, and I think the technician might have chipped it on purpose when I wasn't looking.
The dentist also said he liked my beard, but not in a man love sort of way, he said it was very distinguished looking.

Sigh-hhhhhhh
I wish dvl's brother was my dentist. I'd bet he'd give me two toothbrushes after a check-up and ...
We could swap all kinds of scandalous stories about dvl.
Scandalous I tell you, scandalous.
Say Dr V, did dvl ever tell you about the one time at the fetish club when she ...