Well...fuck.

Your World View

Although you make a brave show of being self-sufficient, beneath this you are unhappy and rather mixed up. You do not know what love is, and you are more likely to boast about your conquests in a bar than prove them in a bedroom. You tend to attract the wrong kind of lover. It's hard to imagine you leading a full, happy life. The warmth and give-and-take of love are not for you. Your sex life is ringed with unreality, and you neither understand nor appreciate the opposite sex.

What Is Your World View?

While y'all are doing that, I'm going to make toast and take a bath at the same time.