Who

1. Got upset when I said she drove a BMW station wagon, it's a Mercedes.
2. Is Six foot six and invisible.
3. Married someone she met on the internet.
4. Tests video games for a living.
5. Has rectal bleeding but refuses to let it interfere with her nocturnal skinny dipping.
6. Has had sex with Jonnie and lived.
7. Has a brother named the Troll.
8. Has a soon lovingly referred to as Pot Pie.
9. Loves chicken pot pie.
10. Adores the common man.
11. Gets excited when she sees a midget.
12. Am I.