It's Saturday, I can't help it

Ten reasons why I am making a post.

1. To get those god awful easter posts further down the page.
2. I can't dance.
3. It's about time, I guess.
4. It's Saturday, I can't help it
5. Did I mention the god awful easter posts?
6. Reason, reason, I don't need no stinkin' reason.
7. I wonder where the RW...BS chain letter is, he asks knowingly.
8. When's the next holiday, anyway?
9. I just saw some pigs fly.
10. The voices, the voices, the voices.