We need to have some sort of competition or something

You know, choose up sides and play rugby, or lawn darts, or Trivial Pursuit, or strip Monopoly.
I mean I've got all this pent up aggression and if I don't bitch slap someone pretty damn quick I might have to run up into the stands and ...
Oh shit, it's 1:30 in the morning, I'm going to bed.
Yeah, strip Monopoly, I never lose at Monopoly.