Ten things Jonnie should do when he is in Germany

1. Ask someone why they call it Deutschland instead of Germany. That can be very confusing.
2. Order a bottle of Liebfraumilch without laughing.
3. Go into a department store and ask if they sell a thong version of Lederhosen.
4. Pretend you are David Hasselhoff and tell everyone you want to rebuild the Berlin Wall because you are David Fuckin' Hasselhoff.
5. Go into a sex shop and tell them you have pictures of Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton doing the nasty.
6. Whenever you go into a restaurant ask if they serve Dachkaninchen.
7. Try to take a tour of Stalag Thirteen.
8. Point at every monument you see and ask if it's the Eiffel Tower.
9. Try to recruit some new members for the RW ... BS.
10. Tell them that Boz sent you.