The Incredible Jonnie & Boz Clearance Xmas T-Shirt Exchange

Ten things about the T-shirt that Boz sent Jonnie.
1. It isn't black.
2. It isn't a Justin Timberlake, Gwen Stefani, or Fergie concert t-shirt.
3. No kittens were harmed in the making of this t-shirt.
4. Jonnie could wear it to work with his head held high.
5. He could also wear it to a punk rock wedding.
6. When cool people pass Jonnie on the street they will secretly admire his new t-shirt.
7. It would probably look better on Sandra.
8. It would probably look better on Stanley Wood.
9. Jonnie will be tempted to wear it with his camouflage boxer shorts but he shouldn't.
10. It will flatter Jonnie's man boobs.