Juan Bodley Says Hi

I've been away. Doing lots of crap.
So I've got a minute to say "hi."

Hello to Juan Pablo Montoya.
Hi to Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez, and GO TIGERS!
Yo to Bill Clinton, and thanks for the hookers last weekend.
Howdy to Ronnie James Dio.
Aloha to Don Ho.
Yowsa to Bob and Tom. (They're radio guys.)
Ya betcha to anybody who's been to Iowa lately.

Hello world. Indiana sucks.
That's the fact Jack.