10 True or False about JohnnyC.

1. I is the reason that Valerie Bertinelli divorced Edward Van Halen.
2. The role of Ralphie Wiggums on The Simpsons is based on me.
3. I have qualified as high as 17th for the Indianapolis 500, 23rd for the Daytona 500, and almost beat Ayrton Senna at Imola in the Italian Grand Prix.
4. My guitar playing has been featured on three different movie soundtracks, including Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Crossroads.
5. Boz is my real father.
6. Star Wars was my idea.
7. I created the Blu-Ray DVD format in my bedroom while filiming independant porn movies.
8. I was an 11th round draft pick of the Toronto Blue Jays, but I turned it down because it wasn't the Cincinnati Reds.
9. I rode on the hood of a moving car going 60 miles an hour for a quarter mile without a helmet.
10. I stalked Chloe from 24 all summer, only to find out she wasn't living at the house I stalked. (It was Kirstie Alley.)