Concern for belle's mental health

I'm worried about belle. In belle's sick, twisted, and deluded fantasy life her BFF Janelle is in grave danger, and there is a possibility that belle might do something stupid if things don't work out right for Janelle.
So, as administrator of the RW ... BS I am putting belle on a 24 Hour Suicide Watch. I'll take the 8:30PM till 12:30AM shift. You can sign up for your shift in the comments section.
Keep the coffee flowing and the John Cougar Mellencamp Suicide Prevention Hotline open.