BELLE

Belle was born and raised in the northeast corner of GUAM. At least one of her parents is French, or French Canadian, or plays the French Horn. Belle's real name is Isabella which is Latin for either spawn of the devil or possessor of the golden hoo hoo. Belle went to a couple of colleges and has a degree or two and she now works in a hospital where hopefully she doesn't have access to people on life support systems.

Belle admires both Nancy Kerrigan and Pamela Smart.

Belle recently moved into a Victorian mansion that is haunted by the ghost of Ted Danson.

Belle is borderline psychotic during the figure skating portion of the Winter Olympics and has been known to shout out
More tule, more tule, you need more tule!
When her emotions get the best of her.

Come to think of it, Belle is borderline psychotic most of the time.

Belle also has trouble distinguishing her real life from her tv life as evidenced by the fact that she considers Benson DuBois, Jeb Bartlet, and Zach Morris among her closest personal friends.

But despite all this ...
Belle is a role model.