MALONE

Malone is half Irish and half Vietnamese. On his 18th birthday his father, his Irish parent, gave him $500.00 and kicked him out of the house. Malone moved around for awhile. He lived in his car, and on the street, and with whatever friend would take him in. He eventually got it together and has settled down in Orange County and has been in a relationship for at least four years. He works in an office and does part time bar tending. He wants to be a writer and is not particular if it is novels, short stories, poetry, screen plays, or comic books. If he had his way he would only leave the house to buy beer, cigarettes, and comic books. However, he doesn't have his way and is often lured out by friends, which usually leads to trouble in the form of shaving his head or jumping out of moving cars.

At least four of the female members of rw ... bs have had, or still have a crush on him, I think it's because of his poetic yet tortured soul.

He is occasionally referred to by certain members as The Baby Jesus, because he is.

Malone and I almost became gay lovers, but neither of us like sweaters.

The above bio is based entirely on my observations. Any corrections or comments should be made in the comment section.