Land Shark...

(Since AmyJo "left" me for some zen punks I felt I should reach out to the old guard/"new" member of the RW...BS by introducing myself and acquainting her with my wit and charm.)

I may be JohnnyC but in my own little world I'm Juan Bodley...I'm the king of the Cyclops realm...I drive a purple car but I'm hetero...I'm known in my town by the ladies as a total idiot.

Now you may be wondering why the Weinermobile pic is there; well, I'm using it as a reference for something...because I'm hung like that.

Glad to meet ya.