If they were played in the movies

Last week I was thinking about who would play me if I was going to have my life story played out on the silver screen. (I thought Judd Nelson should play Jonnie...don't really know why.) So I put brain cell #'s 31 and 63 to work and this is my casting call for the RW...BS.

DVL - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Boz - Denver Pyle (he was Uncle Jesse on the Dukes Of Hazzard)
AmyJo - Mary Lynn Rasjkub (she plays Chloe on 24; she's the actress I'd be most likely to stalk)
Jonnie - Wilmer Valderrama (Fez on That 70's Show)
Sandra - Catherine Zeta-Jones (yowsa!!)
Belle - JonBenet Ramsey's mother
RosaPosa - Jennifer Garner, drinking Fosters
Kev - Tommy Chong after rehab...(or maybe George Carlin...)

Me - well, I'll let youse folks decide.
(Personally, I want it to be David Letterman...)