Cooler than Hasselhoff

With hair like spun gold.



I will stop at nothing
to move the pictures
of David Hasselhoff
out of view
of my beloved
zonkboard.

A woman walks into a bar with a DVD of the West Wing, The First Year, and a monkey.
She orders a margarita
As the bartender brings the woman her drink he asks
"Hey, what's your name?"
The woman answers
"Belle"