Public service project

I do apologize. It has been weeks since I organized a public service project. I am falling down on the job.

However, there is currently a project that is crying out for our help. The Pope is ill. He is frail. It brings to mind the realization that he will not always be with us. I think we, as citizens of the world, should construct a short list of names of those people who should be considered as his successor. If they are Catholic, that would probably increase their chances of getting the gig, but what the hell. I don't care.

So, who should be the next Pope? And why?