penis envy?

now that i have your attention, my first question is: Is there a female term relating penis envy? along the same discussions of cock blocking and it's female counterpart, is there a legitimate phrase, slang or otherwise that comes close to this? breast jealousy?

i only ask because there's going to be a bunch of it around when the word gets out that not only did marci, dvl, and i test out the new 400 thread count pillow cases with a bout of naked pillow fighting, but we ALSO watched 23 episodes of fraggle rock.

in a row.