It Wasn't Me, It Was The Dead Frog Toying With Your Emotions

Contrary to popular belief, I do have a conscience and it wouldn't let me go to sleep tonight with out first admitting it was me who put the jello in Mad's bed while he was gone and apologizing to Jonnie for being a criminal mastermind and an evil, evil person who talks about dead frogs, guns, priests, and non-existent uncles he reminds me of.
Please forgive me.