The Real World ... Blogger Style: The Tommy Page Chronicles

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

The Tommy Page Chronicles

I would like to clear up this misconception about me and Tommy Page. Remember how everyone thought Jonnie was obsessed with Zann? And it turned out to be completely true? Yeah, this isn't like that.
I mean, it was purely a coincidence that I happened to be standing outside the lovely Hampton Beach Casino when Tommy stepped off his tour bus.

Also, please note that I am not one of the acid-wash jean clad girls in the following picture, and not because I'm afraid of heights, and not because I was already in his room hiding in the bathtub, but because I do not love Tommy in such a way that would necessitate climbing in his window to ask him to sign my shoe.

Anything else you might hear is a complete fabrication. Especially if Tommy tells you himself and he mentions a stuffed bunny and a restraining order.