The Real World ... Blogger Style: what???

Tuesday, April 06, 2004


are you looking at ME?
okay, fine, so i've ignored my list of chores for so long it's grown to 6 pages of legal paper--both sides.
and, sure, i've been too drunk to make coherant thoughts for the past few weeks.
and maybe i've had a few too many guys coming in and out of here for y'all to count.
but you know what?
i'm still a member of this house.
and neither you nor those asshole producers over at MTV can kick me off.
because i have a contract and i haven't broken any of the rules.
not that you can prove, anyway...
and besides, i'm only in this for the money, anyway.
and the fame.
and the free gucci gift bags...