The Real World ... Conspiracy Style

Create your own conspiracy theory.

Here is mine...
In order to understand group blogs you need to realize that everything is controlled by The Real World ... Blogger Style made up of the Amish with help from Toast eaters.
The conspiracy first started during The birth of boz in Iowa. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Boz geting cable modem.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sneezing.
They want to monkey maul Jonnie and imprison resisters in Canada using ambulances.
In order to prepare for this, we all must sleep. Since the media is controlled by dvl we should get our information from The bored housewife.