Haikus At Random...

I was tired and hungry Saturday night, so natch that's the theme running through my Haikus At Random...

Sirloin of beef steak
Grilled extra tasty for me
Pass the A1, bitch

Pepsi chillin' cold
No ice no glass no coaster down
Drink fast and belch loud!

Pepper steak with rice
General Tso's chicken too hot
Mall Chinese is crap

The next two...I have NO idea where these came from...

Fuck it all Beulah
Damn that shit you two-bit whore
Give me back my pants

Olivia Newton-John
Sandy in Grease; damn fine chick
I would still nail her