Boz's choice competition

Here are the questions for Boz's Choice.
Your answers, if you care to participate, are due on Friday.
The winner will receive a two volume set of Boz's Brickbats: A Compilation of Humorous, Satirical, and Novelty Songs, which includes the songs Don't Bogart That Joint, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, and Can Blue Men Sing the Whites.
Send your answers to:
boz48730 at gmail dot com