It's Like XIJIF, Only Not!

I got a package from Boz today! I think he is trying to bribe me so that I don't tell anyone how he likes to dress up in Mother Boz's housecoat and only her housecoat while talking to Amyjo on the zonkboard and chatting up NAMBLA members in the chat rooms, but I'm not immune to bribery, especially when it comes in the form of not one, but two pairs of Monkey Socks, the Tori Amos CD that wouldn't go away, and some gum that I think my mailman chewed up and put back in the package.







Thanks Boz! Your secret is safe with me!