I BET YOU DIDN"T EVEN NOTICE ....

That i died. Maybe that is a little dramatic, but I did fall UP a flight of stairs at school, and since I am driving a car with 3 different size tires and it has rained for 2 days, I think maybe there is a little truth in it.

Today's homeless addict story:

Willie now tells any woman he "talks to" that he is a woman beater up front. I think we should applaud him for his honesty. Since he is such an honest guy I am trying to figure out if I have a friend to set him up with.

AND

two of the female clients got into a fight because one of them wouldn't stop masturbating at night. Thank goodness I don't have a roommate.