Chestnut tree

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

So, yeah, I'm like, all, "yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh" until I get to "physically fit." WTF? I'm all like, helllooooooo? Can you SEE me here? Sheesh. Totally bogus. As if.