What a great looking blog... Er... House this is.

Hi everybody. My name is Hard. I'm into long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners and puking on your dress. Thrill to my exploits.

Dude. Marci just came into my room... She is HOT!

Anybody mind if I cook tonight? I'm making four cheese penne and some garlic bread. Let's all virtually enjoy it together.