Bukkake Railroad

Some time ago, I transferred a hair-sculpting product of mine into a glue bottle so my morning routine would look more hardcore. So I've had this bag of glue sitting around and yesterday I decided to entertain myself by putting it on the train tracks after work -


Unfortunately, my bus came before a train did; so I never saw the aftermath.

These train pics are having a zero success rate so far.
I think I will retire that stunt.

I have no business playing around on the train tracks anyway.

On second thought, I should've just poured that glue into the empty hair-sculpting product bottle and took it back to the store.

Train/Zippo Results

Immediately after de-boarding the bus at approximately 4:50pm, I ran straight to the tracks and secured the zippo to the rail with packing tape:


Then I purchased a refreshing lemonade and hoped the train would come before my bus did.

The train came roaring by a good 5 minutes before the bus arrival time, so I was thrilled that everything went so perfectly.

But when I went back to retrieve the deformed zippo, it was gone -


Only the tape remained.

Motherfucker!

I looked up and down the tracks for the zippo for a couple of minutes until my bus arrived and I had to leave (at approximately 5:10pm).

I'll look for it again tomorrow.

That kind of takes the fun out of deforming shit if you can't find it afterwards.

A Service to the Housemates

I have a bus transfer point on my way home from work where I'm standing right next to some train tracks for about 20 minutes.

Every day, the short commuter train to LA goes down those tracks while I'm waiting for my bus and I was thinking I'd like to start putting stuff on the track and taking pictures of it after the train runs over it.

I have a zippo cigarette lighter that was given to me by my ex which I have no attachment to at all anymore but I hate to just throw it away. So today I'll put it on the track and if everything goes well, I will take requests for other items you would like to see run over by a train.

Maybe I'll put that bag of glue on there too.

So in the comments, let me know what you'd like to see run over by a train.