this cracked me up

From: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/4/27michel.html

Q: Dear Critter Corner,

My dog Snort, a pug, always seems to be snorting and wheezing. Is it
true that pugs have breathing problems because of their short snouts?

—Chester, age 9

A: Chester, while it is true that scientists used to believe the
respiratory problems of pugs were a result of generations of selective
breeding that led to abnormally short snouts, we now know pugs have
trouble breathing because God doesn't want them to live.



hahahaha!