Before and After

hey Venus
Originally uploaded by AEP.

Someone once compared me to this statue.
Actually, it's a little bar of soap.
So I took off all my clothes and compared myself to it. Same pose, everything. I don't see the similarity.

Once upon a time, so the feminists say, all women were worshipped if they looked like this. I searched my ancestral memory, and can only conclude that if this is true, most of the human race is now like an "after" picture.

Shouldn't we have a party?

This little venus is slowly going down in suds.