Save Schmitty from the Coyotes of Big Sur!

I'm putting out an APB to the universe.
I have been told that if I take my cat to Big Sur, the Coyotes will eat her.

So, if you know ANYONE in the bay area who wants a shy, but affectionate, man-loving grey tabby with a furry wart on her nose and supreme street fighting skills, let me know.

Otherwise, I am feeding her to the coyotes.
I'll post a pic later.