The Real World ... Blogger Style: And I'll never be Miss America, either

Friday, May 06, 2005

And I'll never be Miss America, either

I am in deep black mourning today for a possible future that now will not be.
I didn't get the fellowship.
I was fourth runner up.
Which means if all four people in the fiction slot who did get fellowships
die
fall in love with someone from Iceland
get abducted by aliens
go insane
get a better offer
or are swallowed in a pool of volcanic magma
then I will be offered a slot.

So, any ideas about what I should do with the rest of my life?
Because I can't be a marketing assistant for much longer, not without Very Bad Things Happening to Me.

Ideas? Seriously.

Oh, and I am really fucking sad.
That's all.