The Real World ... Blogger Style: Ecce Sumo

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Ecce Sumo


I love sumo.
In fact, if I could, I would go around in nothing but a mawashi, throwing salt and slapping my own belly.
Or maybe not. But I would definitely want to spend time with someone who did.
Someone who maybe looked a little bit like this:

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How can anyone resist someone who will pull his shorts up to his own ears, just to give a girl with major PMS a laff, a thrill?
He may not be a yokozuna, but when it comes to making a spectacle of himself,
he's got the sumo boys beat.