The Real World ... Blogger Style: Boz's implements of Doom

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Boz's implements of Doom

Because that clown is scary and I can't look at it, I am going to post a long list of things in boz's "Doom" series to bump the unholy images below my sightline.

1. The Penis Pump of Doom
2. The Velcro Monkey of Doom
3. The Bettie Page Cardboard Cutout of Doom
4. The Dollar Store of Doom
5. The Nipple Clamps of Doom
6. The Peanut Butter Sandwich of Doom
7. The Ball of Rubber Bands of Doom
8. The Doomsday Book of Doom
9. The Dumb-bells of Doom
10. The Nixon Paperclip of Doom
11. The Assorted Digital Media of Doom
12. The Toilet Paper Cosy of Doom
13. The Rosicrucian Secret Handshake of Doom
14. The Wheel-less Garbage Cans of Doom